animal fagnetism

A heterosexual's ability to attract the

attention of homosexuals.

John: Man,how come all these gay guys

are always checking me out?

Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.

by B Cube June 4, 2005

lab animal

An animal used for experimentation in a laboratory, usually for experiments involving new medicine, other items needed to be deemed safe before use on humans, or other scientific studies. These animals tend to be small mammals, like rats and mice.

Being a lab animal is usually a backstory for sparkledogs. It explains their general weirdness and strange colors caused by "genetic experimentation" and wings.

1. The medicine was tested on the lab rats before it was used on humans.

2.
Person 1: But my furry isn't a sparkledog! She's an escaped lab animal!

Person 2: *sigh* Noob.

by Hyena Girl September 1, 2009

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.

'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

Animal Crack

Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".

Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...

Mel: Gotta play Animal Crack. Haven't seen the exotic bed yet.

Robb: Or, you could go to work.

by mgdu February 22, 2008

Animaesexual

Animaesexual is a fake sexuality.

Just come out as homophobic
It's making fun of the lgbtq community

No Emily, you are not animaesexual, you are just homophobic.

by Chockymilkisnotfunny February 3, 2021

stuffed animal route

the "taking things slow" approach in romantic relationships

We didn't know each other very well; therefore, we took the stuffed animal route.

by iheartfosse February 20, 2009

Emotional support animal

A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.

Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!

by Ratched, RN March 17, 2022