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Australia's History

1. A sex act where a passive partner finds the biggest prison dweller he can possibly find, to reunite with him in a darkest, dampest, most isolated dungeon that can be procured. the big guy then binds the passive one's limbs with barbed wire, sews a perfectly crafted miniature union jack on his right tit, gets a good hold of him and furiously rams him down under while both chant "God Save the Queen" in perfect unison. The passive partner then runs away jumping like an injured kangaroo and mooing like a pained cow., until he finds a bush and shits behind it like a camper. He then yells the big guy to get over there so that he can suck his dick. Bonus point if finding black people on the course of the act, pushing them out of the blue as hard as possible and then throwing alcohol/drugs on them while saying "I am a true gentleman". Be careful to run fast before they have a chance to react though, or the whole day spent on your fun Australia's History could be ruined.
1. William: I did Australia's History last night. I got the stud's number and everything.
Noah: I never have done that. It sounds... gay
William: u wot m8? Where's your patriotic spirit cunt? Don't you have love for this country!?
by SHITCOCK April 4, 2015
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A fucking badass speech writer of 1996 and the only redneck of wwe
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The Australian Girl

When a man reaches DOWN UNDER his leg and back up between his legs to grab his junk and masturbate.
After tiring of the stranger, I decided to sample the southern hemisphere and gave myself The Australian Girl.
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Corey Austin'd

To take a simple innocuous statement someone has made, expand on its meaning and perception, and cause them to have a deep revelation about why they made the statement and the actual value of their reasoning.
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Austin, TX

A Beautiful place, with neighborhoods with hills where you can acutally see scenary unlike some West Coast State..

There are many lakes, many cool restaurants and enough bars to satisfy anyones' pleasure.
It is a city of art.
There is not only many films made in Austin, or TV shows but it is called the "live music capital of the world". You can see a live show any night of the week.

It's the capital of Texas and the home of different celebrities.

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One is one of the most bad ass cities in(or of) the world,Austin, TX.
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Austin Mahone

A handsome sweet boy with an amazing voice!!! Soon to be discovered for his talent which is having an amazing voice <3
OMG Austin Mahone is gonna be famous one day(: Or Who ever gets to date Austin Mahone is a lucky girl(:
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Australia

Australia is home to some of the most deadly animals in the world snakes, large salt water crocodiles, deadly spiders, box jellyfish, great white sharks, stingrays, bogans, hoons, wild weather
Australia: True meaning of death
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