half-assedness

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timeliness.
Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.
by K Numen February 07, 2007
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Half a husky

A semi-erection.
Just talkin'to that woman gave me half a husky.
by Bonehead December 16, 2003
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half life

The half life of a radioisotope is the time taken for the current level of radioactivity to drop to half that amount. Note that this means radioactive decay follows the curve of a decaying exponential. Oh, as mentioned, it is also somewhat of a revolutionary computer game. "As for the suit, I think you've earned it"
Carbon-14 has a half-life of 5,730 years. Let's say its radioactivity 'level' at time = 0 is 2. After around 5,730, its radioactivity will be 1, After a further 5,370 years its radioactivity will be 0.5, and after yet another half life, the radioactivty would be 0.25, and so on.
by Chavez77 June 22, 2006
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half wit

stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.
calfhead is a fuckin half wit!
by zabba September 11, 2003
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Half Emo

Someone that is:

1.listening to emo music but that doesn't look like one.

2. looking like a emo bu...ah you get the point don't you?

A half emo is someone that isn't emo in the fasion, music and "mood" way at once but maybe just one or two.
-Oh, look at Erik, he is listening to this emo music ya know, but he doesn't dress like one, what an half emo he is.-
by Erik Andersson December 18, 2007
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Half-Repper

Someone who doesn't go all the way down when doing reps on the bench or shoulder press so they can feel like they are stronger then they actually are.

This habit extends to all aspects of their life - they'll dominate a fat girl with zero sexual market value and think it makes them an alpha male, as an example.

The term "Half-Repper" was inspired by the song "Ain't No Half-Stepping" written by the legendary Big Daddy Kane in the late 1980s.
"Max is a total half-repper. He probably does half-reps in his girl's pussy as well."
by Wordsmithster January 12, 2012
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deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.
She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.
by Bill August 19, 2004
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