accepts in port 80

A male homosexual, one that craves to be on the receptive side of anal intercourse. May also apply to a heterosexual that likes to be penetrated by a strap on.

This phrase seems to originate from Hebrew where it appears as "eats in port 80", a euphemism of "eats in the ass" (80 being the common port number for HTTP requests).

Another (rarer) variant is "accepts in port 8080" (being the HTTP Alternate port as well as the port used by the infamous vulnerability in the Netscape implementation of JVM known as Brown Orifice).

Compare port (definition 4)

So what are you telling me here, that you accept in port 80?

Dude, just because someone likes to wear dresses you can't automatically assume he accepts in port 80.

by I. May 1, 2006

Ascentific

Any action that is so blatently and utterly stupid that it is beyond the comprehension of most people to understand what would motivate someone to do such a thing.

It was completely ascentific of British rock star Pete Doherty to get his cat high on crack. I'm glad the humane society took that idiot's cat away from him!

by Magdalene St. Vitus December 25, 2007

accepted

A movie with the funniest trailer ever, about a guy who didn't get accepted anywhere but needed to to comply with his parents regulations, thus making his own university, of which anyone can get accepted to.

"As me about my weiner!!" -A line from Accepted.

by cityclass August 6, 2006

Please accept

When you desperately want a definition to be accepted.

Please accept this
So I can sleep peacefully

by StayWokefromthots April 19, 2019

accept

something everyone in the world needs to do a lot more of

I accept people, no matter what nationality/relgion/gender/race/sexual orientation they are

by *tweak* September 17, 2003

Accentuate

1. To make something more noticable or emphasize it.

2. To mark or pronounce with an accent.

1. Shawty wore Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur. The whole club was looking at her because the jeans accentuated her big booty.

2. Heating spices accentuates their natural flavors.

by kpopedMyCherry October 13, 2017

accepting bitch

A person or group of people in a group or "clique" that yields to all things demanded of them by the leader of the group (a.k.a the slave driver), and are aware that they do so. These are the people that will do whatever is asked of them while at the same time knowing and accepting that they are the slave driver's bitch or bitches.

1. John hated the band whose concert they were going to tonight. But Adam wanted to go, and since Adam was the slave driver, John had agreed. John sighed knowing that his life was not his own, but he was ok with it. He was Adam's accepting bitch.

by GoingtoCollege July 21, 2006