bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019
Get the absolute gamermug. by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024
Get the Absolutely Perfectmug. the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her
by PBI69420 February 26, 2021
Get the Absolute perfectionmug. A very large, obese cat.
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
Get the Absolute Unitmug. Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"
John: "Really? What do you mean?"
Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"
John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
John: "Really? What do you mean?"
Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"
John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
Get the Absolute Luckmug. by Naughtopus June 11, 2018
Get the absolute naughtonmug. A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.
Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.
Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.
by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019
Get the Absolute convictmug.