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absolute gamer

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019
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Absolutely Perfect

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist
by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024
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Absolute perfection

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her
by PBI69420 February 26, 2021
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Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
My cat Steve is an absolute unit.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
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Absolute Luck

An extreme or large amount of luck.
Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"

John: "Really? What do you mean?"

Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"

John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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absolute naughton

An absolute legend who gets so much pussy and is very funny
"yo, that G is an absolute naughton"
by Naughtopus June 11, 2018
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Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.
Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.
by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019
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