mason jar

something that you put a figure in
by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023
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jar of tar

"put the butterfly in the jar of tar
and watch it fight"
by Krkič January 03, 2020
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Jar Job

When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together
Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.
by BiggT6969 March 04, 2019
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Penis Jar

A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis
Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!
by duqq June 11, 2020
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Toothpick Jar

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.
by Richard Thunder May 13, 2020
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spit jar

When you spit in a jar for several months then slowly lather and spit the spit from the jar onto an erect penis
"Can u make me a spit jar?" I love it when it gets lathered on then sucked off
by The big boy mike November 10, 2015
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The "Jarred" Effect

When shit just somehow works out the best way possible.
Guy 1: Yo, Smith just pulled this bad Viet bitch like it was nothing.
Guy 2: The "Jarred" Effect man...
by Rindor August 25, 2021
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