a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 July 22, 2016
Get the john stanleymug. The Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️ Is a item obtainable in the hit game The Stanley Parable 2 Ultra Deluxe™️.Its found in the expo hall and when held, gives the holder extreme comfort and warmth. During the broom closet ending, you can even give it nice stickers. there are many ways to find and or lose the bucket. with it spawning in the open office room upon completing the expo, unlocking lots of new endings.
"You see Stanley, anytime your holding the Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️ a sense of calm and ease will fill your mind and your heart" -Narrator
by RoseGoldGG December 1, 2024
Get the The Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️mug. To dress up like Paul Stanley and have a bedazzled, zebra print 3 way with two other people also dressed like paul stanley. If one can involve the actual paul stanley that is preferable.
by Viva La Muerte November 27, 2012
Get the Triple Stanleymug. Stanley an niamh is a couple that is unbreakable and has the best love sex and just relationship ship there is
by Benhopso389 December 3, 2018
Get the stanley and niamhmug. 
by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
Get the Simon stanleymug. A depressed person who has no sleep schedule and will kill you if you as so dare to say connection terminate
by I was ok March 1, 2022
Get the Stanleymug.