Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

Skank Plank

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.

I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.

by br March 05, 2015

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 23, 2023

Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.

Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again

by Radiotrophic Gint May 01, 2024

plank

finnegan o brien (otherwise known as the notorious bigboyfinn) is the definition of a plank mf, saw him irl and I was like damn hes one mfing plank.

"damn look its finn o brien"
"bruh- that bigboyfinn is one planky mf

by hannanaonana June 23, 2021

Plank

Someone who is a bit if an idiot most of the time. Does things without thinking and lacks common sense.

"Wow, Norman is such an idiot."
"Yeah I know, he's a proper plank."

by RussianM0b February 24, 2021

Plank

A plane and a tank

guys look plank

by rolokmast60 August 31, 2020