1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.
2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.
3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.
3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
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Get the plank daddy mug.A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.
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Get the planking vertically mug.Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
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"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
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