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Zooted

'Fam you are actually Zooted'
Can also be changed to fit the tense 'Fam you're actually rooting right now' or 'Mans a fucking Zoot' (Man is a fucking idiot)
by DracoOnMyBlock March 13, 2022
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Zoot

A larger than average penis.
"Hey bro, thats a sick zoot bro"
"Is an it bro?"
by Chedward360 March 15, 2022
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zooted

Being so highly caffeinated that you can't stop being SPEEDY in every sense of the world
We're late because that's the cost of getting zooted
by Jonnoooo January 25, 2022
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Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.
Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"
by Smeeto January 29, 2022
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Zoot Suit

A slang phrase that originated from Austin, Texas which refers to an imaginary suit that measures how "zooted" (high on marijuana) one is. The term is commonly used shortly after someone smokes.
"You look like you've got your zoot suit on now"
or
"I've got on my Zoot Suit up to here" (While pointing somewhere on their body to indicate how much of the suit they're wearing)
by C4Effectz April 20, 2022
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Zoot zoot

Zoot zoot is out again pillaging the Hopkins River
by Dog balls February 5, 2021
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Zooted

To die, or to smoke marijuana to the point of near death
“I got sooo Zooted at Andy’s kickback
by Johnny Silverhand February 16, 2021
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