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Winternightus

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when you haven't seen daylight for 2 months since christmas, because you wake up at 5pm, and go to sleep at 7am,
typically related to the abuse of narcotics, and too much partying.. other excuses are used for winternightus like flu, still with the family in the country, etc, we know none of these are true reasons for winternightus!!
winternightus can contribute to s.a.d, a pale complextion, and no social life!!
i cant stop dreaming that youve stolen my drugs.. oh no dear, you must have winternightus!!!

why is no one picking up there phones?? why are all the shops closed... oh no dear, you must have winternightus!!!
by libra-skies January 23, 2009
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Winter Titty Syndrome (WTS) occurs when a combination of cold air and friction from shirts rub against the chest area. Most commonly, the chest area becomes dry and chapped, often itchy.
"Winter Titty Syndrome is best cured with the blood of baby seals!", says Sarah Palin.
by SteveBoat The DreamBoat January 11, 2010
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winter cooter coat

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when someone (usually a girl) allows over growth in the pubic area due to lack of razor or mate. And in few cases a way it keep your under area warm in the winter.
"god Ashley did Ryan dump you? 'cuz you've got one hell of a winter cooter coat going on. I can see it through your jeans..."
"its a good thing im single its cold so im thinking on saving money on razors and growing out my winter cooter coat
by Kitzle VonBugaloo September 15, 2010
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Wintense

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adjective. When a situation is win but at the same time creating intense tension between the people involved.

emotion. The feeling of gratification and frustration towards a situation.
Guy: "God I love our friendship, seeing you every second day and talking to you almost every hour!"
Girl: "It's a bit wintense"

I got fired, heart broken, had the best lay of my life, got $12000 cash for free, bought Modern Warfare 3 today.. I'm feeling pretty fucking wintense right now.
by Angryphase March 13, 2012
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ˈwintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

3. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

2. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Ben: "Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman."

Kris: "Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again."

Ben: "Well, at least it's finally summer."
by HurleySurfer618 December 18, 2012
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wintertiming

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The act of engaging in behaviors specific to winter. This may include slowed movements but is, however, exclusive of hibernation.
Ellie: Are chuckwallas wintertiming in November?
Joel: Yeah, they actually brumate during the colder months.
by kkitty May 24, 2015
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winter wind

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A solo piano piece written by Frédéric Chopin. It is also known as Etude Opus 25 No. 11, and infamous for it's fast and complex patterns of notes.
Wow, that 11 year old can play Winter Wind!
Nah, he's just asian.
by chopinyourdickoff June 8, 2016
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