wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

wild cake

A woman defined as a cake which engages in a variety of sexual acts nearing on the extreme side

She has perused most fetishes . She's quite a wild cake .

by Yasir001 March 2, 2017

wild meadow

When a girl let's their lady garden run wild.

"Yo, that girl Jess I hooked up with last night had bare bush - it was a real wild meadow down there."

by Whimsical Jape February 9, 2017

wilde morley

an indie girl while also being one of st clare’s most popular girls!!! known for living in bronte🙀, and owning all the sommer and bamba bikinis 😼😼 she is one of a kind and super quirky especially since her name is WILDE, she’s super wild ;)))) and how could i forget, her soulmate is THE one and only, MILES KELLY, a super cool waverley boy😏😏😏😏

is that wilde morley THE og bronte girl who lives IN bronte !?!?!?
YES! that’s her! i would die to be her 🤯🤯🤯

by chl0ew!lson November 25, 2020

Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016

wild turkey

The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.

The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.

by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

wild cat

a small purple rodent, aka pussy

"my college mascot is a wildcat"

by Trish November 8, 2002