Wiener Wake-Up

The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.

Phil: "Dude, Maniel is still passed out, wanna give him a wiener wake-up?"

Luke: "YEAH BUDDAY!"

by PB & LS November 17, 2009

unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

GALACTIC WIENER SNOT

ALIEN SEMEN/CUM

THE ALIEN LEFT GALACTIC WIENER SNOT IN MANY OF HIS MATES ON MULTIPLE PLANETS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.

by jamessthilaire December 20, 2017

abnormally pink wiener

A penis belonging to someone of red hair and rather pale skin, suggesting that their genitalia would carry an abnormally pink hue.

David Caruso sure seems tough in CSI: Miami until you remember that he's totin' around an abnormally pink wiener.

by Drew n Mike KICK ASS April 20, 2006

Wiener hug

The act of 2 male penises touching while exchanging a hug.

He grabbed me by the hips and pulled me in for a wiener hug.

by Bruce Jamz September 26, 2010

einner wiener

(v)-to touch your man parts/masturbate

I went on a date with this girl, and she didn't put out so I was forced to einner wiener it all night.

by JaclynLancey1413 September 7, 2011

Butt Wiener

Scientific name: Gluteus Maximus Penis
A genetic disorder identified by the position of the Penis. This condition occurs when the penis is near the gluteus maximus or in the crack. See a doctor about this, if you haven't already.

Link hides his butt wiener with a tunic.

by QrccrQ July 27, 2011