tally wacker

penis duh

Charlie's tally wacker was slammed in a door

by michaelknapp August 26, 2008

talley wacker

A person who carelessly masturbates.ie wacker

"yo man.. I went to Chads house and that talley wacker was walking around with it in his hand!"

by Kevin w.s January 2, 2008

whacked off

Messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. A combination of the phrase "out of whack" and "off line".

Does the jet lag still have your body clock all whacked off?

He's dating his step-sister? That's one whacked off family.

by Donkalo August 19, 2008

whackterbate

v, to masterbait repeatedly and without concern for who is watching, to whack off way too much, esp while your roomate is in the room

Matt Mabe whackterbates every day that I've known him.

by Tractor Willy October 20, 2004

Whackenhut

A mans place of refuge in which an environment oportunistic for viewing material while whacken with the least possibility of getting caught.

If I catch you kids in my whackenhut one more time I'm gonna hog tie ya.

Your whackenhut is a mess.

Settle down, maybe you need more time in the whackenhut.

by Indian Grimace January 19, 2005

tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others

that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker

by jake February 23, 2005

jobbie whacked

When you are having a slow day and the most basic activities are not making sense, you are jobbie whacked.

Alistair, what is 2 + 2? I am so jobbie whacked today.

by Baron Boffin May 27, 2010