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Wax Anxiety

The feeling you get in your car on the way to get a Brazilian wax. Thinking, “what am I doing ti myself”. Your hands will get got a sweat from the pain and adrenaline rush. You will find yourself working on your breathing skills and smiling nervously.
I’m starting to get ‘wax anxiety’ the closer we get in line for this roller coaster ride…
by Crack of Dawn May 5, 2023
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wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.
My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.
by Poopwords May 9, 2020
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smoking wax

by Getwitdabiz September 26, 2018
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dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.
Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing
by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017
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Blowshkee Wax

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.
I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.
by jayboy88 January 16, 2011
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wax zippy

verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing
Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?
by mmcg1 August 3, 2021
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Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.
Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.
by mmcg1 November 10, 2021
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