Canary Wasted

To get extremely drunk at parties while throwing oneself on random people to end up throwing up all over the place then pass out with one's eyes open.

"Did you see Abby at the party last night?"

"Oh. My. God. She got so Canary Wasted."
"That is so ratched it makes me want to puke. But first, let me take a selfie."

by Canary Wasted May 21, 2014

Waste baste

To cover yourself in excrement.

I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.

by Zonal K September 24, 2019

Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.

DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"

by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016

Kalamazoo Wasted

The level of alcohol intoxication that you can only reach when you are in the college town of Kalamazoo Michigan.

Bro I was straight up the definition of kalamazoo wasted after you gave me 5 of those LBJ's.

by jvan45 February 17, 2013

Wasted Confidence

The confidence that a usually very shy person gets when drunk.

To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.

Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.

Brenda is usually a very shy sweet but self-conscious girl, until John got her drunk.

John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!

Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.

by Demenyaca June 3, 2010

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

word wasting

Talking way more than necessary to get the point across. As Mose Allison would say "your mind is on vacation & your mouth is working overtime."

She was talking to hear herself talk, in other words, word wasting.

by mardavet quail January 25, 2014