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Waste Time

Trump himself invoked the Epstein client list and insinuated that Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew were involved in some wayand they said their were thousands of victims. How are their thousands of victims but no perpetrators?
Hym "Waste time? You said there was a sex island and the fucking camera went down right before he supposedly killed himself. What the fuck are you talking about? Nonononono don't just scapegoat Pam Bondi. Don't say it was her. Trump said it was a cesspool and invoked Prince Andrew. Where are these thousands of victims? Aside from the one that just killed herself recently. Like, what the fuck happened with the one that killed herself? Maybe if the media did something other than fein ignorance the government would have a harder time getting away with shit like this. And now he wants to pardon Maxwell? For what? What is she even I prison for in the first place?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Waste Fee

a charge by someone for someone else wasting there time
I'm going to charge you a 5% waste fee for wasting my fucking time
by gcskyway August 2, 2025
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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
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waste of sperm

A dismissive term used to describe a person, thing, or situation

that isn’t worth the time, effort, or stress because it adds zero value and is ultimately irrelevant.
"Bro keeps arguing about pineapple on pizza like it’s a Supreme Court case, total waste of sperm."
"fuck her? Waste of sperm man"
by madhoundtitus September 11, 2025
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Doosh waste

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.
That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.
by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020
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XP Waste

In RuneScape, when something causes a loss of XP, it is considered an XP waste.

Short for experience waste.
House party? XP Waste.
Homework? XP Waste.
Girlfriend? XP Waste.
by Nova Fission August 1, 2012
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Psychohazardous Waste

The socially toxic pollution created by a person's psychotic or borderline psychotic meltdown. The confusion, frustration, resentment and anger others experience during AND after a friend or loved one's psychological breakdown. The abbreviation of "psychological hazardous waste." The psychological equivalent to "biological hazardous waste (biohazardous)."
Leonard's explosive temper left his family and friends in an uncomfortable atmosphere of psychohazardous waste.

The result of Kiesha's unforeseen meltdown was a joyous occasion spoiled by the destructive psychohazardous waste left behind.
by Pistol Packing Pappy February 22, 2011
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