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wort

What the Elites in the popular game Halo have been known to say. At times picked up by people who play the game as an exclamation not unlike woot. Experts in Halo generally contend that "wort" is the imperative form of the verb "to go" or an expression to the effect of "move out" or "don't run away or I will skin you're little grunt hide"
by The Shadow December 28, 2004
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iTunes Worthy

A term used after an American Idol performance meaning that you would be willing to buy the contestant's song via iTunes.
When Adam Lambert sang "Mad World" I knew it was iTunes Worthy.
by Music Addict 666 April 7, 2010
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Crystal Worshiper

A fruity person that subscribes to new age beliefs and worships cheap fake crystals.
Glenda sparked some grass, balanced the energy of her universe, then decided to mediate to wind chimes while focusing her thoughts on the cheap ass crystal she bought from Walmart.

Glenda is a crystal worshiper.
by jdrubadub May 13, 2010
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April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY

Brag to all your friends about how sexy hange Zoe is, look and save some hange photos anything over 20 will do.
“Bro look it’s April 19th!”
“Hun?”
“Worship hange or die because it’s April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY”
“dude stop screaming I get it..”
by Peytonworshipshange April 18, 2021
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Worthless piece of shit

Me
Worthless piece of shit means me , myself and I :)
by Nlahnalhwisbebs August 25, 2019
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Worthington's Law

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.
Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.
by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006
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Wank Worthy

When you find a girl that TANTALISING you could wank over her, that means she's wank worthy.
Joe: "Yooo bro look at this chick, man she's wank worthy, might have to knock one out to her later!"
Myles: "Shes dank bro send me her snap!"
by JoeMango April 30, 2019
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