wild ahh

A wild ahh is an intriguing animal known to the Ahbanian forests. The ahhs have deer-like bodies with a memethical face.

Did you see that wild ahh yestahday? No? Oh, sucks to suck!

by kpazbill May 17, 2016

Alan Wild

Man of destruction and beans

Man of
Man eats beans so
That’s a man of destruction called Alan wild

by Beansontoastonathursdayevening March 22, 2020

wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

wild meadow

When a girl let's their lady garden run wild.

"Yo, that girl Jess I hooked up with last night had bare bush - it was a real wild meadow down there."

by Whimsical Jape February 9, 2017

Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016

wild turkey

The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.

The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.

by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

wild cat

a small purple rodent, aka pussy

"my college mascot is a wildcat"

by Trish November 8, 2002