wellsnap

a person who is perpetually depressed because they like the idea of being depressed

My girl broke up with me, I'm about to go full wellsnap man.

by anon18098 February 29, 2024

Wellakshully

means well actually.

Jeremy: 2+2= 22
Ray (nerd): Wellakshully it's 4

by AJDregde March 20, 2024

Wellsted

The most Welly of all Nelly's who will give you the willy before you can say diddy. Also a hot ass fucking ginger who will teach you how the system has fucked you over backwards and sideways.

"Wellsted-chan! Teach me about Jeffrey Epsteins flight logs!"

"Sure thing my little pookie wookie."

by WolfnWellyINC August 7, 2024

Wellsted

The most Welly of all Nelly's who will give you the willy before you can say diddy. Also a hot ass fucking ginger who will teach you how the system has fucked you over backwards and sideways.

"Wellsted-chan! Teach me about Jeffrey Epsteins flight logs!"

"Sure thing my little pookie wookie."

by WolfnWellyINC August 7, 2024

Wellshipping

107. Wellshipping (n.)
When you slide down on your back from a short staircase

I was wellshipping and fell.

by RedFinger221 June 6, 2025

Wellsy

An absolute Alpha of a shagger.

Girl 1: Did Wellsy get you pregnant?
Girl 2: Well obviously, we had like 3 seconds of eye contact!

by ArtleWench October 22, 2025

Wallasing

Wallasing is the art of delaying a friend from hanging up the phone by asking nonsensical questions and/or making trivial statements. It is done for llthe purpose of amusing the person who is wallasing.

My buddy kept trying to hang up because he was late for an appointment, but I kept wallasing him!

by DawgKing December 31, 2025