max walker

Max walker has to be the most wonderful person on the entire planet of earth. He loves Ella Smith forever and ever and he is the best of the best. He is totally swagalicious and has all of the ladies coming after him. He is definitely my favorite person. Posted by Ella Smith

Max Walker and Ella- I ship it.

by Ella loves me November 28, 2017

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Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.

Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.

by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018

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Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.

Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!

by SildogintheNatti June 13, 2016

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Max walker

A fat kid who manages to masturbate with there flab

Person 1: god I hate max walker
Person 2: but he does have talent

by You.mama February 16, 2018

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Designated Walker

1) The guy that has to walk a girl home so she doesn't get raped or stalked by random dudes that are sketchy.

2) {The} Defender from the designated stalker. (Part of jingle - See example)

1) Going to get plastered?

2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here

1) Designated walker?

2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011

by EnragedHavoc October 10, 2011

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