waisted

It's like being "wasted" but wayyyyyyyy more "waisted"

John: "bro we were so wasted last night "
Dave: "you think that's bad, I'm still waisted"

by Johny Begood March 9, 2014

Waifu

Face it my waifu is better than yours

Bro 1: “yo bro look at my waifu.”
Bro 2: “pft bro your waifu sucks”
Bro 1: “BRO?!? What the hell?”
Bro 2: “just saying facts bro.”

by Icyhot.jpg March 28, 2019

waist whisk

A particularly delicate euphemism for the male reproductive organ.

"I wouldn't relish the idea of putting my waist whisk in that."

by Grumpmuffin January 29, 2009

WAIF

Where Am I Failing

- Hey, I'm getting "bad command or file name" typing "ls" on a server. WAIF?
- It's a Windows server, dumbass, use "dir"

by sunch June 15, 2018

Waise

1.It means very very wise. The A stands for Very very very wise. And the w i s and e stand for very wise.
2.It means to eat a taco with Cheese sauce ontop. Usually when theres no other people around.

1.
Boy:Damn bro that sentence was so Waise
Boy 2:Ikr
2.
Boy:Bro I just had a waise bro
Boy 2:Dude why did I need to know that

by Amazing Facts By DeXyReZ100009 October 3, 2020

Waistful

Misspelling of wasteful by your A.P. Government teacher when they are helping other students and trying to prepare for another class.

Teacher: Don't look at my spelling mistake
Student: Is it waistful?
Teacher: Yes it is waistful.

by APGovStudenet March 22, 2021

Shrek Waifu

Shrek (The 2001 movie 'Shrek' produced by Dreamworks), is known for being best waifu. Shrek Waifu is a meme, although we all know he IS best waifu. Love you, shrek-waifu <3

Person A: "Who's your waifu?"
Person B: "Ofc Shrek Waifu uwu"
Person A: "Shrek is best boi"

by Alec_Artz1 October 8, 2020