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nose vomiting

Verb. The act of accidentally forcing a solid substance out of your nasal cavity whilst vommiting.
dude i was so drunk last night, that after all that pizza, i totally nose vommited it all over the floor of your bedroom.
by Stephan March 12, 2005
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Chocolate vomits

A dessert invented by Sam Gerard consisting of flour, chocolate chips, eggs, butter, and sometimes coffee. Cookie-like. Named for their appearance.
The chocolate vomits Sam made tasted OK but looked awful.
by Timedemon July 17, 2011
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word-vomit

when in a conversation you blert something out that u werent soposed to say
ppl 1: why is sara mad at mea?
ppl 2: b-c like you fucked her like boy friend!-o like shit! plz dont like tell her i like said that! it was suposed to b like a secret! she would like kill me if she like knew i like word-vomited that!!!
by lenore666 March 12, 2007
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Vomit Love

when a guy/girl ask somebody to date them and they make you wanna vomit
female1: 'omg Toby that rank guy asked Brit out.'
female2: 'eww Vomit Love much?'
by Nikki Nguyen March 21, 2009
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fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining
"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"
by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017
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Blog Vomit

The process of writing about someone or something in your blog that contains discreet information that you will regret writing later. Blog vomit usually occurs when you are extremely irate and are too upset to fully think grammatical errors through.
Rachel's Wordpress Blog Vomit: wtf i am sooooo8 pisssed off at lisa she had the nerv to kiss brian and i am the only one wh o nos about her herpes break ouy bt u think i would tell anyone????? NO!!!1
by Anonconman December 31, 2008
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Jargon Vomit

When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.
The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.
by Torqued E September 2, 2013
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