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verbal blueballs

When someone starts to say something i.e. a story or a thought, and stops in the middle of it without finishing. Thus, the original idea isn't completely conveyed, and the listener only knows part of the story, and must know the other part to be fully satisfied. Stems from the term "blueballs," the symptoms after receiving a blowjob without climaxing, although nearly reaching it.
My friend was telling me about a big fight she had, when all of a sudden she stopped and said "Whatever, nevermind." It was a huge case of verbal blueballs.
by Aspano April 16, 2004
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verbal diarrea

Where you are talking and blurt out something that you totally didn't mean to say, or where you just share way too much where you immediately think "WHY DID I JUST SHARE THAT!??!"
I should stop drinking when I go out on dates because I always have verbal diarrea!
by LaurenLindsay October 24, 2008
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Verbal Suppository

the eventual prescription you know you will take after informing a boss/client/customer of bad news
Not finished with his daily report, Tom prepared for the Verbal Suppository his boss was going to prescribe to him
by MattyDub February 3, 2010
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verbal diarrhea

Can you believe that idiot keeps talking. He suffers from verbal diarrhea!
by C. Hanley February 26, 2009
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verbally masturbate

(v.) to derive excessive pleasure by dominating a conversation, usually through bragging and a demonstration of extreme knowledge of a subject, lording it over other people
Dan couldn't stop verbally masturbating to Incubus; he even asked me what "A Certain Shade of Green" was about, despite knowing for a fact that I had never heard the song.
by The Ox June 5, 2003
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Ninja Verbal Assualt

1) any word or phrase yelled by a ninja to startle or distract a victim
2) the act of performing such an act on a victim
The stealthy ninja creeps around the corner, and... is unexpectedly spotted by a roaming nobleman. The ninja acts quickly, yelling "EGGROLL!!!" at the top of his lungs. The nobleman is startled just long enough for the ninja to close the gap between them and snap the nobleman's neck.
by KurDt January 26, 2005
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verbal period

Noun.

1. The period spoken at the end of a sentence uttered by a moron or rhetorical hack.

2. Useful punctuation in writing. A grating rhetorical device in speaking.

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Person 1: Alan Thicke is the sexiest man alive, period!

Person 2: Nice verbal period, moron.

Person 1: Oh, shit, I thought I was typing that sentence to you. I realize writing and speaking are two completely different things, but I often forget which one I'm in the middle of, because I'm a fucking moron.

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Person 3: This aggression will not stand! Period!!!

Person 4: Good, I'm glad you used a verbal period, because otherwise the only clue I'd have that your sentence was over would be the pause after your last word. And pauses are so hard to discern.
by Turban Friction Dandy June 30, 2011
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