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Poor Man's Black Velvet 

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'
Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

Green Velvet 

The god of all gods. Nobody can defeat the legend himself
Jack: Have you heard Green Velvet’s new belter tune
Josh: yeah la he’s a legend init
George: *bows down to him and summons the god*

Get Behind the Velvet 

In the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with passers-by. Too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing - these people were told to 'get behind the fucking velvet' and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in Australia. Few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.
"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
- Connor in AC3

"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."

- Jason Green

Wendy of Red Velvet 

Wendy (Son Seungwan) of South Korean girl group Red Velvet is dubbed as the best vocalist of her generation. She is undoubtedly one of the best kpop vocalist ever. She is kind and an absolute sweetheart, haters will say otherwise but we don't care about miserable people here.
Wendy of Red Velvet is the best kpop 3rd gen vocalist.

Wow! I wish I can sing like Wendy of Red Velvet! But I sound like a dying truck.
Wendy of Red Velvet by jessjauregui September 15, 2021

Cold Velvet 

When you use a popsicle to sexually stimulate another person.
Dude, i had the best Cold Velvet last night with that slut Mikayla!
Cold Velvet by MoldyTwinkees September 6, 2009

could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground 

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."
Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?