ultimate death football

Ultimate death football is an alternative to normal tackle football. The game is played on a concrete field instead of grass and the players use no pads or protection of any kind. Each time blood is drawn, the other team gets a ten yard penalty in their favor. Therefore, if a player on the offense is tackled and scrapes his knee, they lose ten yards, but if a defensive player gets knocked down and scrapes his knee, the offense gains ten yards. Take note however that the intention of the game is not to make people bleed. Just like normal football, the object is to get points. The rest of the normal tackle football rules apply.

Jonah: Woah dude; why's all the skin on your face gone?
Kilpatrick: Oh man, I just lost in a game of ultimate death football. You wanna play?
Jonah: Sure!

by Nottadoctor July 2, 2008

Ultimate Chimney Sweep

occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.

Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.

And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.

person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.

by CherubPKU December 24, 2008

ultimate rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like ultimate frisbee or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of ultimate rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true ultimate rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that ultimate rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)

After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of ultimate rubber chicken hair.

by asdkfjal;sdkfjkl April 23, 2009

ultimate spritzer

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.

You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.

by Cum master J May 28, 2009

Ultrabitch

A dumb bitch who makes kraft dinner but doesn't share.

Christin: Guess what?
Nichole: What?
Christin: I'm making some kraft dinner
Nichole: Can I have some?
Christin: Did you actually just ask me that fucking question? Fuck no.
Nichole: Ultrabitch...

by ndubs4ever November 22, 2009

Ultrideece

The term ultrideece originated in Newbridge, Co.Kildare, Ireland. The word ultra is a prefix occurring originally in loanwords from Latin, with the basic meaning “on the far side of, beyond.” In relation to the base to which it is prefixed, ultra- has the senses “located beyond, on the far side of” (ultramontane; ultraviolet), “carrying to the furthest degree possible." Deece is the part of the word which means very good. It comes from the shortening of the word "decent" When combined ultrideece brings a whole new level of greatness to the word.

Young Barry: Keith that pizza was the best thing ever.
Clongorey: Oh it was ultrideece alright young Barry. But why do i always get the blame?

by D'funny'one October 8, 2009

Ultradouche

a guy who sports the hood on hat look whilst taking a picture of himself looking like he hates the world to make his facebook profile pic so he can show off to his homies

Nichole: Woah check out the new kid
Christin: yah holy cow he looks like he wants to be mackin on a porcupine

Nichole: yah and check out his facebook
Christin : ultradouche

by homieGfasho2.0 November 16, 2009