Twons

2 people that are SOOOO similar its fuckin mindbottling, but they are not related what so ever and they are of different genders.the only way u can be twons is if 1 of you is short/fun sized and the other is tall/awesome and u constantly make a constipated face and/or have luscious ginga flow.

name1: wanna hang out this week?

name2: i cant! me and my twon preform photosynthesis together on saturday, cuz u no were twons and such.

by im not creative with names July 11, 2011

Coventry Twos

Due to Coventry's skank-whore reputation this is the name given to "twos" (the sharing of a cigarette in a 50:50 fashion) except that here in the W-Midlands Coventry Twos implies that the person sharing (i.e. the badboy who didn't pay for the tabacco product) takes way above their 50% entitlement. More of a 85:15 cut.

Person A: Can I have a drag or twos on that, ta?
Person B: Yeah! Sure... Right... So you can Coventry Twos me...

by Mr Moley October 19, 2008

Tops and fingers

To provocatively stimulate anothers sexual glands whilst topless

"She took him home for some tops and fingers."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Topsy Turvy

When a guy and a girl fuck upside down

I had the best topsy turvy sex with this chick last night

by Gay Orgy May 18, 2011

twopack

he got his cheeks clapped by extension in 2017 and extension was later freed after beating his wife

twopack a bitch dawg extension clapped his cheeks

by ydox December 13, 2018

douce twos

22 inch rims

pulled up in the club with the douce twos gleeming.

by Rayl November 24, 2003

Topsey Turvey

This is a sex position where the woman puts her les behind her head and the man fucks her either up the ass of where ever.

Man 1: "I had her in a Topsey Turvey last night."
Man 2: "Sweet!"

by MCKitten September 9, 2007