The Pinch and Twist

The art of pinching your balls and twisting to get a satisfying feeling as well to stop the act of itchiness.

Micheal-Yo my balls itch

John-Have you tried the pinch and twist.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021

Twist it up

One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."

When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.

Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.

by juicybooty92 February 2, 2021

Bliss with a Twist

Individual balance between the bliss (eg. wellness, eating healthy, meditation & mindfullness, walks in the nature) and the twist (eg. partying, eating junk food, extreme sports, alcohol & drugs) things in life. Can go from 99% bliss and 1% twist to 1% bliss and 99% twist. It's your call.

Started my day with an avocado smoothie and a morning yoga session but ended up having six tequilas in the evening. What can you say - that's some Bliss with a Twist stuff right there.

Family & friends, work, sport, healthy food - good sleep and repeat. My days are pretty Bliss but sometimes I need to have some Twist in my life. Got to retain that Bliss with a Twist balance.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021

Stinky Twist

A woman lies on her stomach while a man sticks his dick into her asshole then begins spinning like a Beyblade.
Lube will help achieve more spin.

Brian: “Dude, last night she let me give her the stinky twist!!! It was awesome!! I spun soooo fast!!!

Bob: Niiiice!!!

by Bobbyboybreastmilk July 8, 2022

Nipple Twist

Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.

Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.

(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!

(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!

by Nippletwister September 26, 2010

Twist-a-flex

In the act of involuntary movements, usually under the influance of Meth Amphetimines. The person may be referred to as flailing (also found in the Urban Dictionary). The person may feel restless, or have aching of the muscles that cause them to move their extremities in odd ways that appear to be concidered as not normal. Movements include but are not limited to; arms, legs hands, feet, neck and head moving, dipping twisting, turning or jerking in all directions.

(verb): I don't want him to twist-a-flex in front of my parents.

(adj.): You are such a twist-a-flexer.

(noun): Hey, Twist-a-flex, can you sit still for at least five minutes?

by super_duper_gack_producer November 28, 2010