Black Tuesday

Something completely void of humor

a) The UPN sitcom line-up

b) The 1929 Stock Market crash that began the Great Depression.

I had to get really drunk to find anything funny about Black Tuesday.

by Master Eagle April 26, 2004

Macaroni Tuesday

Refers to when any Call of Duty game has a Double XP weekend.

20 Points per kill in Team Deathmatch! I didn't know it was a Macaroni Tuesday!

by BSHIZZ June 15, 2009

Titty Tuesday

It’s just a day of the week when those whores wanna show you them huge ass titties.

Dickhead - ur pretty
Slut - ikr luv me but it’s titty Tuesday!
Dickhead - I thought it was taco tue-
Slut - no, it’s titty Tuesday.

Dickhead - you make my dickhead rise.
Slut - good.

by Taba_kiki July 10, 2019

Ruby Tuesday

When a man puts lipstick on and kisses a girls ass leaving a lip print around her asshole.

Ronnie was feeling a little adventurous, so he pulled Lisa's lipstick out of her purse and gave her a Ruby Tuesday.

by ttownlex January 11, 2010

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021

Tequila Tuesday

A holiday created by Kennedy Frazer celebrated every Tuesday every week

It’s tequila Tuesday Baby!

by Thatitbook March 1, 2022