toyota bonerkiller

A Toyota Prius. Well below the commuter standard of a Toyota Corolla, which is tepid in the eyes of most men. A driving experience that is the polar opposite of an unattainable and desirable car.

I see you decided to trade in the BMW M3 for a Toyota Bonerkiller. Good for you…

by Phytosanitary October 2, 2021

Toyotaing

The act of going places

“I don’t like toyotaing, I like staying home.”

by Persephone1983 November 21, 2021

Toyotaing

To go places

“I don’t like toyotaing, I like to stay home”

by Persephone1983 November 21, 2021

Tomodachijustin

A single person who wants a GF. He’ll never have one ever.

Tomodachijustin is single

by Kittykit310 November 29, 2021

Toyota Will Cypha

The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.

If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul

You're actually here?!

A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"

by cyphalvr January 24, 2022

Toyota GT86

Otherwise known as the Scion FRS or the Subaru BRZ, the Toyota GT86 is far worse than the Nissan 370Z in literally every aspect. Styling, horsepower, top speed, acceleration, handling, it's ability to be modded, and to top it all off, it has Prius wheels. It's about as slow as a Prius too...

The Toyota GT86... what a fucking piece of shit. Ugly, slow, driven by dumbasses, it's a "sports" car you wouldn't want to drive

by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022

Toyota

A Car or Minivan that every guy in lkwd gets because everyone else gets it

Shmuly: you got a toyota camry?
Yanky: no i got a toyota Sienna cause i already have 5 kids!

by Feigenbaum June 26, 2022