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Toffee the sheep

The absolute most alpha male 🐏 in the world
by Ellobozo May 9, 2022
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Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.
Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream
by Kumo1 June 23, 2022
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TOFFEE FINGER

When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.
Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please
by BLUESDAD July 16, 2022
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toffee andrew

toffee also known as andrew is so amazing and i love him ?P
girl 1:have you seen toffee andrew
finn:sure have hes cool
by finnthebest September 24, 2022
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ToffelhjÀlten The Sequel

After defeating the Monster Mafia, Malte Wegbratt returned to his village, where he was greeted as a hero. But even as he rested and recovered, he knew that there were still many dangers in the world that needed to be faced.

One day, Malte received a message from a far-off land. The message spoke of a powerful wizard who had become corrupted by dark magic and was wreaking havoc on the countryside. The people of the land were in desperate need of a hero to stop the wizard and restore peace.

Malte knew that he had to answer the call. He put on his trusty ToffelhjÀlte shoes and set off towards the distant land.

As he journeyed through mountains and forests, Malte encountered many obstacles. He battled fierce monsters, navigated treacherous terrain, and endured harsh weather. But through it all, he remained resolute, driven by his desire to help those in need.

Finally, Malte arrived in the land of the corrupted wizard. He saw that the wizard had indeed unleashed terrible magic on the countryside. Villages were destroyed, crops withered, and animals fell ill.

Malte knew that he had to act quickly. He approached the wizard's stronghold, a towering castle surrounded by a moat of dark, swirling energy.
Using his ToffelhjÀlte shoes, Malte leaped over the moat and landed on the castle's outer walls. He scaled the walls with ease and soon found himself in the wizard's throne room.

The wizard was a fearsome sight. He wore a cloak of darkness and wielded a staff of black crystal. He sneered at Malte and raised his staff to strike.

But Malte was not afraid. He used his ToffelhjÀlte shoes to dodge the wizard's spells and strike him with lightning-fast kicks. The wizard was powerful, but Malte was faster and more agile.

In the end, Malte emerged victorious. He shattered the wizard's staff and banished the dark magic from the land. The people of the land rejoiced, and Malte was hailed as a hero once again.

And even though there were still many dangers in the world, Malte knew that he had the courage, skill, and heart to face them all. He continued to use his ToffelhjÀlte shoes to help those in need, and his legend grew even greater with each passing year.

This was the ToffelhjÀlten The sequel.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
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Toffee Man

Opposite if Sweetie Man I the sense that rather than luring underage children, this man lures older population of people, typically over the age of 65. Elderly people love toffee hence why it’s used a lure.
That guy over there is a toffee man!

How do you know ??

Seen him outside the cafe home handing out Werthers Originals.
by Marl Milber September 14, 2023
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Toffee

A silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie.
Person 1: "Have you seen Toffee?"

Person 2: "Did you mean a silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie?"

Person 1: "Yeah."
by RevlisYoursTruly March 28, 2024
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