biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.
Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.
Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.
Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.
by DR61009001 August 2, 2008
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The act put up when one doesn't get enough sleep or wants others to think that they didn't get enough sleep, often used in early mornings at the office or in school.
jack: yo I'm so tired.
John: oh my god, i didn't fall asleep till 4am
Anotonio: stop with the tired charade i've heard this every morning for the past month
John: oh my god, i didn't fall asleep till 4am
Anotonio: stop with the tired charade i've heard this every morning for the past month
by BenUlan September 29, 2009
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He/she enjoys the company of friends and has an awesome voice to match
He/she enjoys the company of friends and has an awesome voice to match
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by tom and steve October 25, 2003
Get the tired mug.I'm tired of watching the Bears getting their asses handed to them, listening to the News and be tiredsome, I'm going to bed.
by Saints October 25, 2003
Get the tired mug.(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.
Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.
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