Tight invert

An adjective referring to the superior quality of a transvestites inverted genetalia for sexual intercourse

Eddy-"Yo you see that Russian girl that got on the bus, she was kinda sexy."

Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"

by R3d_m4n February 23, 2015

tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened

Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.

by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015

pillow thighs

Pillow thighs; a fat ass girl with the big butty and elephant thighs. Big ass thighs.

Pillow thighs means Damn girl you have a fucking pillow ass looking thighs

by Guccigangfucker February 11, 2018

Jerry Tight Ass

A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety

Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)

Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder

by Brandy boo June 19, 2021

Thicc Anime Thighs

The only thing that matters in the world it's a gift from god that will save humanity

guy1: i got crushed between my gf's thighs it really hurt i scolded her

Me: fucking dumbass i wish that happened to me i would murder 1milion people i want to die between 2 suculent Thicc Anime Thighs

by BLACKXTREMCAT January 19, 2021

tight ass

A rear end that is exceptionally attractive, well-defined, or desirable according to the butt fad of the month.

Tight ass on that boy!

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

thighcheck

The one and only way to pronounce the name of Babyshambles drummer Adam Ficek.

I went to see Shambles last night, Thighcheck was totally shexxxyyy.

by specialmaryk February 16, 2008