Painfully Thick

So thick, it be causing PAIN from all the weight it put on the person.
She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!
by DNAGuy October 27, 2021
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Nice Thick

She's nice thick.
by twitching meds January 18, 2018
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thick forehead

then the eyebrows on your forehead look like a swollen vaginal area that has not been shaved. it is a deformity that causes your head to look like a swollen grape fruit that has been ejaculated into. you often think of these people as mentally not stable.
the condition causes interruptions in the brain leading to acts of theft of motor cars as well as non stop online gaming.
look at that, he has a thick forehead
by Keith24 January 20, 2019
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Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.
I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
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motion thickness

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle
by Motion thickness March 07, 2014
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Thick Mint

The act of preforming anal sex after dipping ones cock in Vicks Vapor Rub (or similar menthol based product).
Me: It's my girls birthday tonight, maybe I'll give her the old "thick mint"

Friend: Nice man! That one burns and cools at the same time.
by JabaSan February 26, 2020
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Thick Shady

The fatter, homosexual version of Eminem's demented alter-ego Slim Shady.
"God, man, did you hear Thick Shady's debut album M3RK? That shit goes so hard!"
by iamthickshady May 29, 2022
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