The Wobbles

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by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 21, 2024

wobbly

(adj) dmv slang; sloppy, unorganized, inaccurate or not factually sound, some type of way, one kind

1. These weathermen stay making wobbly predictions; they say it's boutta snow but it's 75 degrees and sunny.
2. Her whole outfit was wobbly man; those boots were not poppin.

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodO March 15, 2017

Backpack Wobble

That little dance move you do when you're trying to take your backpack off your back

I walked in to class late, so I had to quietly do the Backpack Wobble without looking ridiculous.

by bootymix96 March 19, 2016

Squobbie wobble

When you are from Britain and you walk in in your 8472627374 year old hag of a grandma eating tea and crumpets through her wrinkly dinkly asshole

Harry styles: *walks in on grandma styles* *british accent activated* oi granny, lemme join ye squobbie wobble and have ye tickle me pickle yea? *becomes Queen Elizabeth styles*

by Bamhurger March 26, 2022

wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016

Daddy-Wobbly-Hat

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.

Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.

by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023

wobbly waterfall

A really weird sex position where the male, or penetrator, is laying off the edge of the bed so that his penis and torso are still on the bed but shoulders on the ground. The female, or penetrati, inserts the penis into their preference of orifice. The female holds the male with her legs and has full control over how deep of a penetration she would like. The wobbly part is just the dumbass penetrator wobbling on the ground like an asshole.

Guy 1: Yeah I tried doing that waterfall sex move on her but I was so unstable
Guy 2: lol you hit her with the wobbly waterfall

by The Psycho King July 19, 2017