wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.

I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone

by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017

Wobble Dedobbledies

Pronounced - Wah-ble Dee-dob-bull-dees

The term for your legs when you've had too much to drink and can't stand up straight

Dude: How much did you drink? You're falling all over the place.

Dude 2: whatt're you talllkin' abbbouut?

Dude: You got a case of the Wobble Dedobbledies

by C Me Rollin' March 9, 2010

Dumb and wobbly

Hafsah

Hafsah is dumb and wobbly.

by Description April 10, 2020

wobble gobblez

A sort of wobble gobblez that floats around the outside of a construction site. Kind of like a bum.

Damn was that a fuckin wobble gobblez?

by Sean (MY REAL NAME) November 24, 2009

Fini wobbles

Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird”

“Bro, I knew you were gone when I saw the Fini wobbles come out”

by Forester select September 27, 2022

Wobble

"A wobble is when you see how many wibble wobbles you can shove up your ass before you feel like you have to sit down." Brad Jones (The Cinema Snob)

If the only way to get your magical balloon get is to let a creepy trucker make you go out for a wobble in the bed of their truck, then you can just forget about the ballon.

by mysticalhobo15 July 27, 2019