Dirty Seagull

When after you have finished having sex you shit on your partner from a height and then run down and steal their food straight from their hand. Popular in the Northeast coastal regions of the UK

Our lass was eating some chips after I had gid her one, so climbed up on the wardrobe and gave her the old Dirty Seagull

by Al The Duce January 10, 2024

seagul eats rat

Gogogogo gogogogo

seagul eats rat:

Person 1: That seagul is eating a rat!

Person 2: gogogogo gogogogo

by Flonky March 7, 2025

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

Seagull

A squawking, entitled scavenger who has nothing to say and they say it too loud.

"Could you speak up please? I can't hear you over this seagull."
"That club had more seagulls than Brighton beach"

by Jonty Bonty January 14, 2022

Seagull

When someone goes up to people having sex and jerks off to it in front of them.

Did you seagull that couple yesterday?

by CupcakKe's dad November 7, 2017

Seagull

The action of cacking your guts up on a night out

Guy 1: hey wheres stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back

Guy 1: sick classic stephanie

by RooftopBar April 9, 2019

Seagull Shitting

Opening a window in a tall building and cumming out of it onto people below

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.

by XX-_- February 1, 2024