Lame Seagulling

When someone panics on a first date.

Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.

by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017

Seagull Shuttle

Banging multiple chicks who you drove to the beach while stealing their snacks

Super Fan Josh was trying pull a seagull shuttle on webster lake

by Ched Doyle July 5, 2025

Majestic Seagull

Some goofy goober guy who is a bit silly and introverted but cool

Wow! Is that Majestic Seagull, I bet all the huzz likes him!

by Not Majestic Seagull May 1, 2025

Seagulls

white bird with grey wings, squawks annoyingly, swoops in, dive bombs, steal food, then fly away

AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips

by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023

Seagull Sweep

Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.

Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.

by fantasydan November 21, 2016

Virginia Seagulls

The Virginia seagulls are a professional college football team in the VFD ( Virginia Football Division ) They have won their Division in 2013, and 2014. Their head coach is Drake Alexander. Est. 1989

"The Virginia seagulls are the best"

by vfd11 April 19, 2018

Dirty Seagull

When after you have finished having sex you shit on your partner from a height and then run down and steal their food straight from their hand. Popular in the Northeast coastal regions of the UK

Our lass was eating some chips after I had gid her one, so climbed up on the wardrobe and gave her the old Dirty Seagull

by Al The Duce January 10, 2024