pouch hooligan

A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.

Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.

by JackieTreehorn1 April 23, 2018

fanny pouch

a small surface area usually containing excess fat above the clitoral hood commonly referred to as the ‘fanny pouch’

‘Yo g i was out this afternoon and i saw a woman (probably called karen) and she had a ginormous fanny pouch’

by Fanny pouch April 16, 2024

Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there

Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.

by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

Pouche

(Noun) def- Parents who take their kids to breweries or bars. “Douchey Parents”

That guy has a baby in a bar! What a Pouche!

This brewery is so Pouchey with these Fucking semen demons running around here, I just want a beer!

Don’t be a Pouxhe, leave your kids with grandma and meet me at the concert.

by Jsuperjeff2000 December 5, 2021

old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo October 13, 2016

Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.

Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker

by thenameisname June 19, 2020

Grouch-Pouch

a hormonal man

Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.

by xp!ora March 22, 2025