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mitten

People with this last name are normally the shortest in the group

They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud
"____ MITTEN USE YOUR HEADPHONES"
by Phantom of fire February 7, 2023
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tough mitten

A Tough mitten is used to define someone who acts hard but is actually soft. The choke or punch won't hurt or be affective.
He is a tough mitten but still made me bruised.
by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025
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Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists
That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.
by xanadude313 August 20, 2019
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fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"
Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"
by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017
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Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.
In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.
by VoodooJack November 16, 2025
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Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny
by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019
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Mittens

A silly little skrunkly we love mittens here
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!
"hey do u know that one mf named mittens"

"fuck yeah i love mittens!!"
by Scootziescoots November 21, 2021
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