eastland mall

A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.

Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.

by dermy June 19, 2007

mall roach

Children that go to the mall EVERY Friday, because they can't figure out anything better to do.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.

"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"

by BabyyKayy January 25, 2015

mall mom

A mom who takes her children to the play center in the mall, then gets mad at other kids for things her child does.

Her kid just kicked mine and she’s mad at my kid. Gosh she’s such a mall mom.

by Lilpotatolove August 7, 2018

Mall Rat

A term made in Seattle , Washington when a person goes to the mall every weekend , they go there to hangout on their free time. They basically live in the mall they don’t even have to buy anything they just go.

She’s going to the mall again

“Damn she’s such a mall rat “

by Seattlegirl206 October 8, 2021

Mall pace

The brisk determined pace in which people walk as if on a retail therapy mission.

Those women must be on a important mission as they a walking a mall pace.

by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021

Mall Hispanic

Usually just a loud, annoying, too outgoing, and sociopath Hispanic male

Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.

They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.

Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)

Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.

They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.

Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.

Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around

Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that

Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"

Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.

Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool

Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.

Oh look, its another Mall Hispanic

Ugh, Mall Hispanics so damn annoying.

by Perras Falsas May 20, 2020

Eastland Mall

Eastland Mall wasn't lost due to lack of appreciation, people did love going there. It was lost because someone knew people loved going there.

Eastland Mall wasn't lost because peole didn't love it enough, as some people would try to suggest.

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021