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Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time
Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel
by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017
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The Ducks Are Jedi

Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.
Person 1: The Ducks Are Jedi
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro.
by Brosiff III May 4, 2011
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jedi

a legendary fuckface addicted to meth and crack who loves to eat ass and drink cum
damn you are really a jedi huh
by micheal cheese January 20, 2021
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Jedi Surprise Party

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed
by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021
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Master Jedi

A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision
“Are you raping me master Jedi”

My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy
by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020
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Jedi god gank

The best gfx designer,hes the best and hes gay.
The best gay is Jedi god gank
by Sensetiveyarrak November 11, 2020
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Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023
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