Christmas Gamerscore

n. The influx of Gamerscore on the Xbox 360 that comes in after you get games for Christmas.

Person 1: Yeah, how'd you get your gamerscore so high?

Person 2: It wasn't very high before the Christmas Gamerscore came flowing in.

by rdoneil January 6, 2009

Christmas Kiddie

Someone who is very bad at something, and is assumed to have only had the game or device since the previous Christmas.

In skill, similar to a garbo lobster or a bad kid.

Pro: Wow, Christmas Kiddie. What color wrapping paper was your Xbox wrapped up in?

by AlfabetSoop June 27, 2007

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

East Christmas

A place that is very far from where you are, or live. Can also be used to suggest a lack of knowledge of a place.

Background and source are not known.
However, the is very similar to West Bubblefuck and has the same meaning.

"Where the fuck is this East Christmas?"

"My friend lives in East Christmas, at the end of Whaddafuck Drive and Commons."

by Raney October 21, 2004

Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.

Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.

by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011

Christmas carolophrenia

When the voices in your head will not stop singing Christmas carols long after the holiday has passed. The only known cure is listening to "It's a Small World"

I have a bad case of Christmas carolophrenia, I can't get Jingle Bell Rock out of my head.

by profga December 21, 2010

Christmas Geese

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.

Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.

by Dode April 4, 2009