woody fruity

Woody Fruity is the name of an godlike Gragas player

yo is that my boi Woody fruity?

by URBANMANTHATLIKESNOTHING July 4, 2017

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boston woody

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves

Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good

by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015

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A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

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Woody Psychosis

Constantly nagging about someone who you hate to a friend.

Woody psychosis has had me complaining about Woody to everyone and I can’t stop.

Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!

by Borat Vanilla Face August 15, 2025

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