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the blue virus

The blue virus is anything relating to one or more of the following: 1.)Macintosh (Mac), 2.) America Online (AOL), 3.) Internet Explorer, and 4.) Wal-Mart
"You used the blue virus? That place will steel your soul!"
by james vincent black April 11, 2007
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the jiesen virus

symptoms include:
-headaches

-crying
-nausea and vomiting

-trauma

-emotional damage

-wanting to get run over
-losing braincells

the jiesen virus gives you pain mentally and physically. please seek help if infected

stay safe
person a: “jiesens making my head hurt so bad he makes me want to cry”
person b: “holy shit dude… you’ve been infected with the jiesen virus…”
by jvirusvictim January 24, 2022
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Corona virus

The corona virus was discovered in China. It got so bad that we are in quarantine and we could only leave our houses for good reasons... the corona virus has to be gone before July I hope 😭😭😭😭😭
Omg DONT catch that corona virus! 🦠
by Panda_lovers89 April 11, 2020
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theoretical virus

A Theoretical Virus is a fictional virus that is based on a real virus, but does not actually exist. They are used as a benchmark for viral preparedness. A good example of a theoretical virus is lyssa x, which is a relative of rabies. Web groups such as OZORT are geared toward preparing for worst case scenario viruses like these.
A Theoretical Virus can be just as dangerous as a real virus if you aren't prepared for it.
by Edward Stevens August 29, 2006
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z virus

Z Virus is small upcoming youtuber who makes video's with his friends Zakk.O xman and others
Guy 1: i cants find his z virus channel

Guy2: its the one with the bio hazard symbol with the z in the middle

Guy1: i found him thanks
by Z Virus December 21, 2016
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Quorona Virus

a more suitable name for quora
whenever i search something i get results from that shitty website quora... i mean quorona virus
by 3xp0sed November 18, 2021
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human virus

A human virus is someone who infects everything and everyone around them with their toxic personality. A human virus spends their time collecting gossip about others and then spews it all over every person who happens to come upon them. They love to infect friendships pinning friend against friend, they attack people’s relationships, they spew venom at others accomplishments and tend to throw their judgmental green snot at anyone on their radar who thinks viruses are gross. They also tend to try to infect any organized groups

( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
Willow is a human virus, she spews disease on everyone.

Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
by Haddsm210 February 8, 2019
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