swamp wedge

1. Pouring a lukewarm beer down buddy's backside then giving them a wedgie.

2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.

3. Wet-undie wedgie

This 98 degree weather is giving me a swamp wedge.

by Markstache July 14, 2017

swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

Swamp Hoe

A term used to define an extremely unattractive, highly buckled hooker with a swampy Oder , who could not make any money anywhere but a swamp.

That Swamp Hoe was ugly as hell, but a great deal at a dollar fifty.

by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016

swamp geyser

A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.

Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.

by Bert's berd February 18, 2022

Swamp nuggets

A piece of shit that is stuck to ur asshole hair that got soaked in sweat

Will someone go tell Dennis to wipe his ass better I can smell his swamp nuggets all the way over here

by Dizzle6303 August 21, 2022

Swamp Bollock

A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.

Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.

by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016

Swamp muppet

Kids typically around the age of 9 to 11 who release the most toxic form of cringe while in a game of roblox

I'm reporting you for killing me

Shut up you swamp muppet!

by Kingtrolo64p December 3, 2019