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The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.
"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"
by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015
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stone up

To find some courage.
Dude, quit being a pussy. Just stone up and do it!
by Table 14 Seat 6 June 6, 2018
mugGet the stone upmug.

Dirty Stone

The act of drinking and becoming depressed after sex, going to your bestfriend and cryibg about the wrong person with your dick out.
"Dude you were so wasted you started doing a dirty stone last night"
by Odioussnowman20 April 15, 2020
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Stone Panties

When a woman wears her underwear for long periods of time without wiping or cleaning herself during that period leaving stains or marks. This would normally be conducted by someone who is instigating a sexual act.
"Man! I got this girl to stone panties all week!"
"God Shes Pure Filth!!!"
by MistressSLurble November 10, 2013
mugGet the Stone Pantiesmug.

the stone age

when you're too blown to know you're in the 21st century.
Seth Rogen went to tokyo and woke up in the stone age.
by barlazuz November 17, 2016
mugGet the the stone agemug.

roghetto stone

A device or link for suburban white people to urban/street culture; a connection which provides street <cred>
Dr Dre was Eminem's roghetto stone.

"Dude knows nuthin about slang, without urban dictionary as his roghetto stone he's totally clueless
by agman2 March 22, 2009
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stone joint

From the fable "stone soup".

When someone wants to roll a joint but doesn't possess any of the necessary ingredients (rolling papers, tobacco, cannabis) themselves and attempts to procure them from others, esp. each from a different person, with the promise of a share of the resulting joint.

A common occurrence at music festivals.
Mary said her stone joint would be even nicer if I put some of my hash in it.
by esquilax January 17, 2008
mugGet the stone jointmug.

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