spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)

Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash

by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018

Shitter Spit

The upward projection of toilet chemical (usually blue) from a compressed air powered toilet flush. Usually found on the public restrooms of trains, buses, and other modes of public transportation.

Have an eye when you use the can in there - you'll get shitter spit on you if you don't step back when you flush.

by Engr Budgie March 7, 2011

spitting black

When you have alot of dip in your mouth and the spit is black because of all the juice

Dude when I put that chew in it had me spitting black.

by BIG TATER November 18, 2014

spit bros

Two people that hook up with the same person

max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice

alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man

by tabyis April 3, 2018

giggle-spit

Giggle-spit means when you laugh so hard you spit out your drink or saliva

Gill told me the funniest story and made me giggle-spit my drink all over my dashboard!

by Barbiew September 28, 2017

Spitting Ass

(Invented by me, Miracle)

A phrase used to refer to someone who is talking so much shit.

Koko: Have you seen Lulu? That girl need to know when keep her ugly self away from my man, before she gives him STDs.
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!

by Spektz May 14, 2016

Reverse Spit

To drink alcohol

“ I’m going to do a reverse spit. That’s the way the cool kids say get a drink“

by Grammar National Socialist October 10, 2020