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Shit

1) Your poop
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.
"Shit! There... there was homework?"
by SuberbanChick September 26, 2014
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one of the only words in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.
by SalmonTacos November 16, 2014
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Shit

1. The most popular swear word, other than fuck.

2. The stuff that comes out of the ass and into the toilet.

3. Anything made by this horrendous company called Apple.
1. That guy on Twitter called me a piece of shit and told me to go kill myself!

2. Fuck! I gotta take a shit!

3. You bought a Mac? LOL Macs are pieces of shit.
by Derp579 June 13, 2015
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by TytaAlba January 29, 2016
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n. Secretion(s) of Human Intestinal Trash

v. Secreting Human Intestinal Trash

adj. Comparable to SHIT (noun) in literal or abstract quality (synonymous with shitty)
I SHIT (v.) a SHIT (adj.) SHIT (n.) last night.
by SpaghettiMan November 17, 2018
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What you say when the WiFi networks go out
Shit the WiFi went out
by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018
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Shits

"Sorry man, I got a bad case of the shits"
by Dadle1 January 12, 2019
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