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So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.
<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003
mugGet the I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pantsmug.
A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.
Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?

Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.
by Hotline Deebo August 5, 2023
mugGet the They built a kitchen on the roofmug.

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.
I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.
by pingvuiini August 25, 2013
mugGet the Trampoline roofmug.

Crackin the roof

Attempting to kill yourself but you're too fat
by Loag_loag September 19, 2023
mugGet the Crackin the roofmug.

Fiddler on the Roof

Scott Brownsword did Joe on the roof at pop world (fiddler on the roof)
by Jollon August 12, 2023
mugGet the Fiddler on the Roofmug.

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking
by roofcanoe May 1, 2020
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