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Grouch-Pouch

Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.
by xp!ora March 22, 2025
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fanny pouch

a small surface area usually containing excess fat above the clitoral hood commonly referred to as the ‘fanny pouch’
‘Yo g i was out this afternoon and i saw a woman (probably called karen) and she had a ginormous fanny pouch’
by Fanny pouch April 16, 2024
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Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
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Vagia Pouch

the pouch a woman's crotch makes when pants are worn way too tightly. Also Resembling a kangaroo's pouch.
(Similar to a camel toe)
Did you see sophie the other day? She had a major vagia pouch.
by VagiaQueen101 May 3, 2010
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Coin pouch

When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26
Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.

Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.

*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*

Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust
by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025
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Velvet Pouch

Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.
by Blackberry Sandwich September 9, 2020
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pup in a pouch

When you can see a man's penis outline through extremely tight clothing. (Male camel toe)
That guy in the skinny jeans has a seriously small pup in a pouch.
by lance a lot November 16, 2014
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