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Muppet

Someone from Pittsburgh that vacations north of the city
Hey Dave where you from ? Answer. Muppet from Pittsburgh!
by Coomby December 10, 2022
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Sex muppet

Jaden Levi Manly-Williams
Jaden is a Sex Muppet who gets no bitches.
by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025
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Slut Muppet

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.

One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.

Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
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Muppet

1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.

2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.

3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.

2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.

3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022
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Muppet

Muppet-to-a-Fraggle *See Fraggle*

A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.
Did you get to talk to Tom? He's a f*cking Muppet for that Fraggle he has staying with him.
by Pseudonym-Gaybie February 22, 2024
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Muppet Party

A Muppet Party is when you and your friends wrap your dicks in socks/puppets and perform a puppet show in a pre school, A Muppet party could also be a sexual event in which you fuck your friends with the puppets on your genitalia
Yo, Me and the boys had a good Muppet Party last night
by AkumaOni May 17, 2023
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Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.
Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?
by DrumBox January 7, 2015
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