Ben Johnson

Steroids, specifically winstrol

He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson

by Darren The Great June 1, 2022

pop johnson

Likes to make people pop, legendary shard sniper. One of the Feds most wanted according to him. Swangs and bangs in a white merc.

Example 1: If u need to know about pilos and Feds, call 'Pop Johnson'

Pop Johnson: "Have you ever bought an Apple TV,

Then your shit is got from the government. The CIA runs everything"

by 12cedarboy July 13, 2021

Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011

Palmer Johnson

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.

Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.

by OhNahBruh June 17, 2018

Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015

Todd Johnson

The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.

"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."

by MacDaddy Johnson January 10, 2020

Baillie Johnson

An unholy ass nigga who is everyone's daddy and will fuck your sister without hesitation.

Damn that nigga done fucked my sister. What a Baillie Johnson.

by dumbassboihosnap November 5, 2018