jared padalecki

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair

"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"

by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019

awsome jared

Jared Awsome, Awsome Jared
A fictional character of the Fabulous Four

Hartwell pass Jared the rocket

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

Pulled a Jared

1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.

2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.

3. doing something obviously hypocratic

4. see emo

See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.

by The Real Proletariat April 10, 2005

Jagged Jared

When one person shoves a sharp object during sexual intercourse in to another's ass.

"If you don't smarten up, i swear ill give u a jagged jared!"

by Ryan Queensmith May 27, 2008

Jared Pabellano

Asian kid with really good dank life

Guy: is that Jared Pabellano with the dank shirt

by Jaredpogi27 August 11, 2018

Jared zone

when you are way too deep in the friendzone. when u really thought she liked you.

bro jack got put in the jared zone by emily

by alextuc26 June 25, 2021

Jared Lore

The lore
The lore of jared
The lore written specifically to tell the story of Jared
Jared's Lore

Jared Lore is crazy man
yeah, shit's written better than Shakespeare

by Nikki/Amber October 18, 2021